Bongaloo

'What is a Bongaloo, Daddy?' 'A Bongaloo, Son,' said I, 'Is a tall bag of cheese Plus a Chinaman's knees And the leg of a nanny goat's eye.' 'How strange is a Bongaloo, Daddy?' 'As strange as strange,' I replied. 'When the sun's in the West It appears in a vest Sailing out with the noonday tide.' 'What shape is a Bongaloo, Daddy?' 'The shape, my Son, I'll explain: It's tall round the nose Which continually grows In the general direction of Spain.' 'Are you sure there's a Bongaloo, Daddy?' 'Am I sure, my Son?' said I. 'Why, I've seen it, not quite On a dark sunny night Do you think that I'd tell you a lie?